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Hi! My name is Zach! Do you like Pokemon?

Jk. I don't care.

Today I will be talking about a wondeful Anime called Pokemon.

The main characters in the series are:

Hanamichi Sakuragi- Protagonist is on a quest to be the Pirate King

Naruto Uzumaki- The protagonist's lover, secretly has a crush on Sasuke

Pikachu- This is what is used to capture Pokemon in the game Digimon.I don't know why he's in this anime.

Jason Mraz- Chess likes him. Catchphrase-"Believe it!", Is also on a quest to find all 9 dragon balls.

Okay, here comes the storyline! LET'S GOOOO!

Pokemon(Anime)(1825)(source:spankwi Wikipedia.org)

At the beginning of the anime we see Jason Mraz walking into Professor Oak's Lab

THEN BAM!

5 MEN RUSH INTO THE BUILDING AND JUMP ON JASON MRAZ

THEN THEY ALL START BEATING HIM WITH STICKS

JASON DIES OF CHILDHOOD OBESITY SHORTLY AFTER.

Meanwhile, at the Batcave.

Robin Catches Batman shaving his privates!

Back to pokemon.

In the Digimon world, our friends Ash Ketchum, Misty, and Brock Gutierrez are....

EATING BREAKFAST! OMGWTFBBQ.

After eating breakfast they head over to Professor Oak's lab where they see Jason Mraz getting beaten up by a bunch of naked children.

They feel the urge to help, until more naked children run at them and beat them up.

Professor Oak then deploys the most legendary pokemon, only one exists in the whole universe.

Agunimon.

Flaming fists, flaming headdress, all flaming everything.

He comes out in all his glory, only to be kicked in the sack and beaten to death by some other naked children.

Btw, Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth.

There, that statement made you search google for Hello Kitty didn't it.

Anyways, after seeing his pokemon getting 7 black eyes on places he never knew could get any black eyes. Professor Oak decided to call the fiercest Yu Gi Oh Egyptian God card in all of One Piece existence.

Clifford the big red dog.

The end.

Clifford died too.

Moving on, next anime is Highschool Musical.

Storyline.

HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL! WHAT TIME IS IT? BET ON IT BET ON IT BET ON IT BET ON IT YOU CAN COUNT ON ME! TROY KISSES GABRIELLA OMGSOSWEETNAMAN OMG KAKILIG! 500 WORDS NA BA?

KITCHEN DANCE NUMBER GO! BOOM AFTER 1 YEAR IN HIGHSCHOOL THEY'RE NOW GRADUATING TO COLLEGE. AFTER 900 MORE SONG AND DANCE SEQUENCES WE REACH THE END OF THE MOVIE WHERE ASH KETCHUM CAPTURES TEAM ROCKET THE MOST POWERFUL POKEMON IN THE WORLD.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

 HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL! WE SAID !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@@#$@!#$@!#$@!!@#$!@

That counts as 1 word lang diba?

 WE COULD RULE THIS CITY TOGETHER SPIDAMAN!

SPAGHETTI AND MEATBAAAALLS!

HEY BABY. DUN DUN DUN!

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!

BABE YOU ARE TO MEEE. ALLLLLL THAT A WOMAN SHOULD BE!

MY POWER MY PLEASURE MY PAIIIIN, BABY

KARMAKARMAKARMAKARMA KARMA CHAMELEOOON.

RED GOLD AND GREEEEEEN.

Love ko to!

Finger lickin' good.

Are we good?

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

Oreo.

Buy my album now at gooble.org

5 pesos for 10 songs and if you call right now, you'll get 5 pesos off on 0 songs for free!

Thank you for reading up to this part.

You are now not the same person you once were.

Thank you.

Sportsfest somethingsomethingoodtitle.

The BWS Sportsfest, done annually. For those of you who don't know Annually is a fancy word for yearly, might not be....I might be wrong.....How many words na teach? I can't count. Sige I'll continue na.The sports done in this year's were almost the the same, they just added and reduced some, *filler* The 500 meter dash was reduced to a 100 meter dash. The homeowners didn't want use to use all of the field either. BURN THEM Nevermind.

     Do spaces count as words?       

             

         

Just in case.

I feel that the sportsfest this year wasn't really an upgrade, much more like a downgraded version of last year's one, no more cheerdances either. Instead we had these uhhhh.......*filler**filler* mass demo like dance thing thing. I used to hate practicing Mass demo as a kid, out in the heat......with 5 layers of fat surrounding your body.....Was heaven......*filler**filler*.

 Anyway this year's wasn't any better....might have been more fun though..but not better than cheerdances. I don't really remember much from this year's sportsfest but I think it was fun.....I think....*filler**filler*

     There were several injuries though this year. Most of the people with the injuries still played their own sports though, even after sprained legs, hamstrings whatever meatloaf somethingsomethinglegmusclepulledcan'tjump!@#$%ithurts.

   I like pie.Even after these injuries the people still wanted to press on. These guys had the will to carry on, to fight NOW! Not fight another day! That my kids....will lead us all to peace.

*filler**filler*

   There was something special about this year's sportsfest though, It surely won't be the most memorable in my book, but it counts as a fun one. This is Zach. Signing off.

!@#$% Not 300 words yet, okay.....Horn.Crocs.Baseball.Jabolani.Ronaldinho.Cristiano Ronaldo.Ronaldo Mcdonaldo.Jollibee.KFC.Gatorade.League of Legends.Koi.Tissue.Newdirections.

Kthxbai.

Rhandumb Akhts Ov Kinednies

Rhandumb Akhts Ov Kinednies

One day, in the very very very very very beautiful and hot country of the Philippines, there was a boy named Zach. He loved to eat, he spent all of his money on food.

One day while he was riding his unicorn, he stumbled upon a closet in the middle of Metro Manila, opened the closet and HE GOT SUCKED INSIDE IT!

HOLY SH*T.

Ehem.

 He shocked, he was out of breath too, he had seen this place in story books, he knew exactly where he was......Narnia he said. Narnia.

He began to freak out, not knowing how to get back home!

That's when it happened!

He woke up.

 Also that day he followed his daily routine, brushed his teeth, ate, brushed again, slept again, played some video games, slept, ate, brushed, took a bath, ate, brushed, slept.

That story is not what we're here for though. 

THE REAL RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS BEGINS NOW.

 One day I was eating somewhere, I forgot where but I was eating.

I walked around in the place I forgot about, I watched a movie and I met this old woman, I talked to her (I am not, in any way attracted to old women, shut up JB.)

She told me she could not find her glasses since it was dark in the cinema, she told me her "Grado" was about the same as mine, in the 250-300 area.(This was 3 years ago)

I didn't lend her my glasses though if that's what you're thinking.

I managed to find her glasses under her seat next to a bag of trash with popcorn and a half eaten burger inside, I didn't think those were hers.

 She thanked me and stood up after the movie, she waved goodbye and then she DISAPPEARED!

WTF.

I lied, this wasn't the real story.

Legit part now.

I was eating at McDo, well, ordering food anyway and I saw this man, he wore tattered clothing that were a bit too large for him, I bought him a burger.

I threw it at him after eating it in front of him.

I gave it to him kindly and he accepted it, and thanked me.

THE END.

Weo weo weo pio weo pio wiiiiiiii.

Steve Odekerk

Steve Oedekerk, the Academy Award nominated multi-hyphenate, has built an extraordinary career, experiencing vast success in writing, directing, producing, acting, stand-up comedy and computer generated animation. He has written and directed films that have grossed over $1.9 billion in worldwide box office, including such blockbusters as Bruce Almighty, the Ace Ventura franchise, The Nutty Professor, and Patch Adams. He received an Academy Award nomination for his producing and creative leadership role on Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, and with the addition of the CG animated feature Barnyard along with its Emmy Award winning TV series, Oedekerk has created a successful template for turning hit animated feature films into long running hit television series. Having just completed the screenplay for the upcoming live action/VFX, stereoscopic spectacle Stretch Armstrong for Universal, Oedekerk is currently prepping his next round of blockbuster feature films and TV series.

Cult Crazy: Also excelling in the coveted youth demographic, Oedekerk has created cult franchise properties, whose audience continues to grow with each passing year. From his initial indy feature film High Strung, and his Thumb filmettes, including Thumb Wars and Thumbtanic, to writing, directing and starring in the wild retro-martial arts comedy Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Oedekerk has a steadily growing base of Oedefans, who religiously await, track down and tune into the future right-brained creations from Steve.

Television: Further expanding the Jimmy Neutron franchise for Nickelodeon Television, Steve executive produced 63 episodes of The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, and 52 episodes of the Emmy Award winning Back at the Barnyard. The Neutron TV series initially released with $100 million dollars of sponsor support, and Back at the Barnyard continually lands in the top 20 ratings of all cable TV, reaching as high as the top 5. The new and raucous, Planet Sheen, a spin-off of the popular Neutron franchise will hit Nickelodeon air in 2010. Oedekerk also starred in his own television special for NBC, produced an animated Christmas special for ABC, and his six Thumb filmette titles: "Thumb Wars","Thumbtanic", "The Blair Thumb", "Bat Thumb", "Frankenthumb" and "The Godthumb" have aired on both Showtime and Cartoon Network.

Digital Media: Always in pursuit of the future of entertainment, Steve is not only focused on the burgeoning areas of new media and social networking, but has created an innovative model defining the future of successful franchise property development, including Gaming, Internet, Mobile, Virtual worlds and Digital Media production. Dirk Derby Wonder Jockey will be the first broadcast length comedy series released exclusively to the online digital media arena and digital hand held media market , including Sony PSP, iPhone and iPad. Dirk Derby will set the pace for the future transition from repurposed online media to full length original content available exclusively in the digital marketplace.

New Technologies: Oedekerk's company, O Entertainment, led the way with the first IMAX 3D animated film,Santa vs. the Snowman , releasing November,and launching the return of stereoscopic 3D entertainment to the big screen. Oedekerk also created "Thumbmation" the technology behind the series of Thumb Parody projects distributed worldwide on DVD and video by Image Entertainment. Kicking off the series was "Thumb Wars", followed by "Thumbtanic", "The Blair Thumb", "Bat Thumb", "Frankenthumb" and "The Godthumb".

His writing credits include some of the most successful movies in recent history. While writing on the Fox series"In Living Color" , Oedekerk collaborated with Jim Carreyon the surprise hit comedy "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective." When that film became a break-out success, Oedekerk was asked to write and directed its sequel, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, which proved to be one of those rare sequels that far surpassed the box office gross of the original.

Oedekerk resides in Southern California with his wife, two children and a badger, pound for pound known to be the most vicious mammal on the planet.